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jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

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chemogenetic said: 

not a fan of second tag

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weissewiese:

Albrecht Dürer, Six Studies of Pillows (1493)

weissewiese:

Albrecht Dürer, Six Studies of Pillows (1493)

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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